Blogging...I'm not sure about you.

Here's the thing, blogging is weird right? Why would you want to publish random thoughts and experiences for all to see in the ginormous world of cyberspace? It's kind of like get a journal, right? This journal thought is recurring for me. Every time someone posts something on any social media outlet about potty training, kid fights, blowouts, you know all of those gross kid things that you should just write down in a private space to get it off your chest instead of embarrass yourself by publishing it publicly I think, 'this person needs a journal.' I have 10 completely finished journals starting at the ripe age of 7 so if you need tips on journaling I am your gal. I'm here to help people! Most of our family and friends blogs have expired, so why keep this up? This is the conclusion I've come to: I love to feel inspired and when I hit my regular blogs I come back feeling contented and inspired. What a gift it is to be able to inspire people, right? These two ladies are headed down an interesting road with some big changes ahead. I mean we're getting eerily close to the age of 30 it's time for some things to change, right?

So, cheers to a bright and inspired future. Bottoms up! Clink!

Remembering...

Do you ever smell a certain scent and suddenly you're thrown into a memory from years earlier? It seems to happen so fast and without any consent from my brain at all. One minute I'm walking, completely aware of my surroundings and the next minute my mind is somewhere else and I'm consumed by a memory. This doesn't happen very often but when it does it usually leaves me feeling nostalgic and a little sad.

The other morning I walked out my door and was instantly consumed by the smell of coffee. It smelled so good, I stopped walking for a minute and just enjoyed my deep breaths. I closed my eyes for just a moment and I was enveloped in a memory from years ago. I was at my grandparent's home in Washington D.C. sitting up to their bar with my feet dangling 3 feet from the floor. I was a tiny girl with wild bed head and was trying hard to rub the sleep from my eyes as I watched the 8" television on the counter. My grandma was working her magic in the kitchen and the smell of coffee was permeating throughout the entire house. As my memory started to fade and I opened my eyes I had a smile on my face. I would give anything to be back in that house sitting up to that bar, but in a world where age is constantly slashing away at us it's impossible. My grandpa is gone and my grandma is not who she once was. It's moments like these where perspective is everything, instead of being sad you have to choose to be grateful. I'm grateful for the memories and especially for the people who helped make the memories.

Thanks coffee drinking neighbors, I guess you can stay a little longer.

The Last 10 Years...

We haven't had a wedding in our family for almost 10 years. This is a little strange because our brothers are not much older than we are and girls typically get married before boys. Some might wonder what we've been up to for the past 10 years. Well...wonder no longer my friends:

Kate got her braces off.
2 high school diplomas.
2 Bachelors degrees.
Moved 15 times.
Been through 5 cars.
Kissed the same dude.
Kate pulled a tag team.
Got into karaoke.
Broke a collar bone.
Didn't go on missions (sorry Ma).
Thought about grad schools.
Got real jobs.
Started a T-shirt business.
Met a bunch of Jazz players.
Mastered trampolines and rollerblades.
Watched every TV series twice.
Drank 1 ton of soda.
Becca almost got married.
Kate bought 2 birds.
Becca bought a bunny and returned it.
Bought another bunny 6 months later.
Did 1,000 pogos.
Traveled a ton.
Becca got a mullet for college graduation.
Kate discovered she was more of a choreographer than a dancer.
Talked a student out of gauging his ears.
Had a pretty bad Razor scooter accident.
Won a tennis tournament in the 'best of the worst' category.
Spent a whole year trying to keep the Titanic from sinking.
Got really into fake tattoos.
Got really close to finding a cure for the common cold.
Got dominated by the ocean more than once.
Won a very coveted flag football intramural championship.
Built a canoe with our bare hands.
Ran a successful dog grooming business out of a van.
Ran the Ragnar twice.
Said we'd never run the Ragnar again, twice.
Kate broke into her own house and fit through the tiniest window a human could fit through.
Kate got really good at pretending she was deaf.
150 bad dates.
6 allergic reaction, one on a date (see above).
Created a new dog breed.
Became the world's greatest aunts.
Spent our life savings in J. Crew.
Participated in our own Olympic Games.
Won a bunch of gold medals.
Still don't understand Asians.
Decided red heads have souls too.

After writing this list we're pretty impressed with ourselves. I mean, we don't have kids but we have a bunch of pets. Cheers to the next 10 years, may they be as eventful and fulfilling as the last.

Sincerely,
A couple of ladies with no babies, but a bunch of pets.

Best of 2012

It seems as though 2012 has been a pretty great year. We're making this list so that when the unbearable winter months are upon us we can look back and remember that it is worth it to persevere.

Let's get it on!


Best baseball team:

Best human costume:

Best dog costume:

Best dressed:

Best grandma:

 Best lesbian photo:

 Best mallow roast:

Best massage:

Best rash decision:

Best scooter ride:

 Best sunscreen dummy:

Best sunset:

 Best T-shirt sale:

Best dance moves:

That about does it for us.
Desperately Yours, 2ladiesandnobaby

Now This is Good News...

Fellow Boy Meets World lovers, do I have some great news for you...

Check it!

Cory and Topanga are to be reunited at last! YES!

Your Best Holiday Season Yet

 Look at the festive gingerbread house making family.

 Hugh's 1st Christmas

The cutest of the snowmen. 

Recently I had a friend request a list of the best Christmas songs.  Kate and I combined are experts in the holiday season department whether it be music, movies, holiday food we KILL IT!  If you're lacking the holiday spirit head on over to the corner of Stratford and Glenmare, your grinchiness will evaporate instantly. Here's to you Cyberspace, may all of your dreams come true this Christmas!

Your 2012 Holiday Guide According to 2 Ladies With no Baby:

Songs:
Baby, It's Cold Outside                                             Dean Martin
Christmas in Killarney                                              Bing Crosby
Deck the Halls                                                          Nat King Cole
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing                                 Nat King Cole
Silver Bells                                                               Bing Crosby
It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas          Perry Como
Jingle Bells                                                               Bing Crosby
Let It Snow                                                               Dean Martin
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year                Andy Williams
Santa Claus is Coming to Town                               Bing Crosby
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas                   Coldplay (Chris Martin)
A Holly Jolly Christmas                                           Burl Ives
The First Noel                                                          David Archuleta
Oh Come All Ye Faithful                                         David Archuleta
I'll Be Home for Christmas                                       Hotel Cafe
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas                   Tyler Hilton

A Very She & Him Christmas (whole album)           She & Him

Movies:

It's a Wonderful Life
White Christmas
The Family Stone
Miracle on 34th Street
Elf
Christmas Vacation
The Holiday
A Christmas Story
Home Alone


Eats:

Pine Nuts
Peppermint Ice cream
Carmel Corn
Raspberry Sticks
Chocolate Oranges
Hazelnut/Peppermint Hot Cocoa
Eggnog (Southern Comfort Vanilla Spice)
Gingerbread

This house has already killed a hefty portion of this list, now it's your turn.

Most Important Suggestion: Shop EARLY! Nothing can spoil your great holiday mood like late Christmas shopping. Nowadays you can get all of your thoughtful unique gifts online. God Bless Technology and Santa!

Cheers to You and Yours!

It's here.....

The two ladies and no baby are not Halloween gals. We love fall, we do, but not adult Halloween. We hate to dress up and we usually find adults in costumes obnoxious, sorry Halloween lovers.

These broads over here are holiday season FANATICS! Halloween can't come and go soon enough. November 1st is monumental, the beginning of the holiday season! YES! Finally we can start counting down to Christmas. Our Christmas tree goes up before Thanksgiving usually, and the Christmas music starts today! We've heard many an outspoken person say, "you are ruining Christmas, you're too early what about Thanksgiving?" Blah blah blah! Thanksgiving has no music or rad decorations, plus 1 month is not long enough to adequately enjoy all that this season has to offer.

Perks of Christmas Celebrations Starting November 1st:

You are happier
You swear at people less
You are shopping for others instead of yourself like usual
You are more fun to be around
Everyone wants to hang out with you because you smell like pine and peppermint
You get to see your pet dressed in their festive outfits sooner
You feel more generous so you give homeless people money instead of the usual sneer
You get to wear your festive Christmas sweaters more than the average December celebrator
You get to watch Christmas movies twice instead of just once a season
The old bastard brings you more loot because you've done more with the season than most
You are finally able to devote time to choreographing a dance to Oh Come All Ye Faithful


It's the most wonderful time of the year, give yourself more time to enjoy it!
Trust me, you won't regret it!