Home Videos in Heaven

I hope that when we get to heaven we can SELECTIVELY watch home videos from our past lives.  There are many events that I would love to watch again, they would bring me days of joy and laughter. I don't want to watch the sad, hard, or embarrassing times just the fun and hilarious ones that were never caught on tape such as:

-my mom performing operation hamster drop
-Ally and I getting picked up by the police on our big wheels
-when I mispronounced cajun (cahoon) while trying to order dinner
-my brothers talking Kate into getting a bowl cut
-Mal bombing the Somerset hill on her rollerblades
-the NYC mouse that jumped out of the garbage can directly at my face
-Kate and Seth convincing Sennett to dress up as a homeless boy and stand outside of Albertson's begging for money
-Anna's motorcycle wheely
-my Dad's almost successful attempt to mount one snowmobile on top of another
-Mal riding the snowmobiles on top of the pine trees (it was really quite remarkable)
-my allergic reaction date
-my junior jazz experience
-SB getting punted in the back of the head with a football
-my little boy student crying because his brother called him a lesbian when he really isn't one
-when my mom told me I did a half ass job cleaning my grandparents bathroom
-my niece Ruby telling Kate that she has a big bum
-Daniel chaffing after splash mountain and asking Ally and I if we had talcom powder in our purses
-Daniel throwing his cell phone over the roof of the car while driving up 2100 south
-Kate and I clipping Werty's whiskers because we thought they had grown out too long
-skiiing with the Williams' at Powder Mountain
-tubing behind the snowmobile mishaps
-Kate, Cassie, and I whooping 3 boys at whiffle ball
-Kate getting bit by a horse in the boob
-Ronnie taking a dump in the Solomon's yard to get them back for peeing on our sledding hill
-the last day of our ski lessons at Snow Basin (Kate and I ejected this annoying girl out of her skies)
-Kate mooning out of the car window in Jr. High
-my grandma doing an oral report on Chaos (pronounced Chay-ose) the "leader" of Mexico when really she just misread the word chaos
-the little boy in my class putting up his two middle fingers when Simon said put up your pointer fingers
-Ally on our booze cruise, totally sober and sooo into the tranny
-Cody getting in trouble for pantsing Kindergarten girls..... when he was 6
-Ally lying to the ferris wheel operator for me. She told him I threw up when I really peed my pants, because she knew I was so embarrassed.
-the first time we heard Philip sing
-my dad giving a complete stranger a wedgie in a gas station

Am I missing any?

Always Yours,
A summer lady with no baby

Summertime Bliss....

Well ladies and gent (there is probably one man who reads this blog, right?) we have made it to June! June is monumental for a school teacher because it is the conclusion of another school year. Last year I was crazy about my class and sad to see them go because I looked forward to seeing them everyday. This year I felt a mixture of emotions, mostly excitement and relief because it definitely wasn't my easiest class. The years go in cycles, one great year followed by a rough year or two.  The great thing about this year was that I had a sporty class, which I loved. The homies even threw me a surprise Jazz birthday party. The amount of Jazz talk in room 116 this year was unprecedented. I loved every minute of it! Even the non sporty girls stayed involved in discussions, bonding us as a class. Everyone knew that we root for the Jazz, and when they lose we're sad, and when they win we're thrilled! I will miss our sports discussions. I will also miss the appreciation I felt from the parents. It's a rare thing to feel very appreciated for what you do. You definitely don't go into teaching for the recognition. This year the parents were off the hook! So appreciative of my work with their kids, which makes my job feel so rewarding and worthwhile.

*If you are a parent of a school aged child and you want your family to have a great reputation in the school, this is an excellent way to go about it. The faculty will be fighting over who gets your child in their class. It's also a sure way to boost your child's grades and popularity....just something to think about!

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Exhibit C:

Today is officially my first day of summer, let the games begin!

 Mazel.

May is so $

Well ladies and gents it has been forever, what gives???? We could blame it on the Jazz T-shirt biz, this bomb Spring weather, prepping for THE birthday month (it's finally here), the excuses could go on and on but mostly we've just been a little bit busy and a little bit lazy. Here is a picture montage of what has been happening with the ladies with no baby.

 Getting our ski on with our classy relatives.

 Shortest Winter in Utah history, which I'm totally fine with me.

 Hal got a kayak, so of course he wanted to try it out.  By the end we were both in helmets and life jackets. Awesome.

 Kate and I watched our best home videos, which always involve theatrics and horrific singing.  Christensen Family Singers do it again!

 Daddy Warbucks keeping it classy. He barged into our sister-in-law's room at 11:00pm riding his fake horse and shooting his fake pistols. What is not to like about him?

 I have the best room mom EVER! I had her daughter last year, and this year I have her son. She showers me with gifts. Teacher appreciation week is the best week of the year!!

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 Day 3

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 Day 4

 Day 5

Diabetes here I come!

 Rrrosa has allergies so socks keep her from scratching. The parents giver her benadryl, human benadryl every night. Healthy for dogs? Who knows!

Jazz games galore.

We are back to blogging! Gird your loins for Summer 2012!

Too Legit

Guys. Guess what? Big news. We made a new website for our Jazz shirts. You should check it out HERE. Also, by popular request, we made a sick new Paul Millsap tee.

The Jazz are looking real good lately. Hoping they continue their push to make the playoffs.

For those of you who are waiting on the second order of Jazz shirts - they will be in this Friday.

If you're interested in buying a Millsap shirt, be sure to do it before Sunday at midnight to get the 25% off discount.

As always, thanks for all the support and Go Jazz!

VOTE!

Word up to my blog pals! I've been coming up with a few new t-shirt designs and need to know what you think.

We need your opinion on two things, 1) player and 2) design. 

First, are you an Alec Burks fan? How about our boy, Enes Kanter? Or Paul Millsap? Derrick Favors? We want to know who you'd like featured on your shirt.

Secondly, do you prefer faces or pictures on the t-shirts, like "Gordon is my Homeboy", "Bring Jerry Back", or "Stockton to Malone" or do you want shirt designs similar to "Trade Harris" or "Utah Jazz".

Please cast your votes on both items and the results will determine the subject and style of our next shirt.

Cast vote on right hand side of page ------------------------------------------------------------------------------>>

Thanks for your feedback gang!

Go Jazz!

Fake Moustaches

Fake moustaches have been a hit for a while now, right? Well my little Ally Clare posted something on facebook that said, "I don't get fake moustaches, am I missing something?"

That's weird, because this was taken almost 2 years ago. And by the looks of things she gets it!

Mazel Tov my little fraud. You don't fool me.

Thanks for Your Support!

Thanks for all of your support with the T-shirt Biz. We have loved seeing who the real Jazz fans are. And it's been especially nice to see those who aren't even Jazz fans show their support for a couple of ladies with no babies by buying some T shirts. Thanks, we are so lucky to have such great friends and family. The Jazz are lucky too, what a great crew of fans they have. Now they need to pay it forward by making all if our dreams come true. Here's to making the playoffs!

T-shirt delivery will be this week (Feb. 28-March 3).  If you are local we will arrange to meet you or drop them off at your place. If you are not local we will ship them off this week.  Let us know if you have any questions.

GOOOO JAZZ!!!

If a bunch of Rat Finks can claw their way to the top to win a championship

so can the Jazz.