Welcome to a photo montage of what you don't know about ACZ:
She loves low class hotels. I think it's because she can trash the place and not feel bad. You should have seen the flips she was doing on this bed. I think there are still holes in the bedspread from her high heels.
She loves origami. Or in this case toweligami. She's always folding papers into shapes or animals.
She's very regular.
She's a sucker for fake glasses, especially those without lenses.
Her motto has always been "safety first." You won't see this girl driving around without her seat belt.
She has an affinity for abstract art. If only Picasso were around today, she would be having his babies by now.
She loves birds.
She has narcolepsy.
If I could describe her in one word it would be 'sweet.' She's always a complete lady, never using foul language or innuendos.
She's kind of a bore at parties.
Let your mind run with this one.
Let's get real. If she were a dude I'd marry her.