Monday, May 18, 2009

Up North? No thanks


What the H is up with the phrase "Up North"? I can't tell you how many times I've heard this phrase in the past few months. When I first heard it I thought to myself, "Up North? That could be anywhere!" So I asked for some clarification. And apparently it means our "home" or "Kaysville/Farmington/Fruit Heights/Centerville/you get the drift. Now, these people who use the phrase frequently (maybe too frequently, if you ask me) are those who live "Down South". As in Provo/Cedar City/St. George/other weird named Southern parts of Utah. 

So basically, I think I've cracked this riddle. The only problem is, after figuring it out, I think I hate this phrase even more. "Up North" is so vague. It could mean so many things. Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, or maybe even, I dunno... OH Canada! Wouldn't it be just as easy to say, "We're heading up to Farmington this weekend." Or "We're heading home to Kaysville this weekend." Who decided it was any easier to say, "We're heading up north this weekend." And then the other person is forced to say, "Oh, where up north?" And then you just end up telling them Kaysville or whatever. It's so stupid. In fact, it just prolongs a conversation with meaningless small-talk. 

Now I realize, I may be targeting a few of our blog followers. Because they do, in fact, use this phrase. Well, my friends, I intend to do no harm. I just simply want to point out the fact that this phrase is stupid... and I hate it. K, love ya, see ya, bye. 

Tenderly, 

Kate

P.S. If you say, "Up Narth" then maybe we could talk.

9 comments:

Haley said...

Good thing I say "up narth"!
what a load off my mind, i was getting scared.
i want elevensies every sunday.

love,
haley-anne

Ally Cat said...

Good thing you signed it "tenderly." You'll make fewer enemies that way.

CFlo said...

I lived in Sandy. So when I say up North, I'm referring to Sandy. But when I refer to Farmington or Lagoon, It's Polar Bear land.

Anonymous said...

Holla! No one uses that term in Sugarhouse so....move here I think you'll be happier; everyone has a dog and drives a Suburu it's very posh.
-B-loaf

Ally Cat said...

What's polar bear land?

Malerie said...

Love it.
Right after i read this post, i read another blog post from one of my friends... and the title to the post was Trip North. I laughed out loud.

{they live in St. George and went home to Farmington}

Two Ladies and No Baby said...

Dear Mal,
TYPICAL!

CFlo said...

Polar Bears live extremely far North.

Angie Williams said...

Haha you are DEFINITELY referring to us!! But let me explain...

When I first moved to St. George 3 years ago, I couldn't stand when people would say, "up north." The reason is because a lot of people who go to school here are from the Vegas area, small town Southern Utah places like Kanab, or even just Provo. But all the little cities UP NORTH all blend together, so when someone isn't familiar with Utah Geography, the term "up north" is more understandable. haha. Even though I used to hate the phrase, after living here for a while, it has unfortunately made its way into my vocabulary. I apologize if I have ever used such language in your presence! haha.