Two Ladies and No Baby: Yeah, we know, we suck.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Yeah, we know, we suck.

We know, we know. We haven't blogged in two months. We've disappointed you. We've let you down. We've kept you waiting. We're sorry... blah, blah, blah. Maybe we've been busy. Maybe we have jobs. Maybe we have social lives or men... (I'm serious this time!). Here is a photo-montage (not really) of the last 2 months. Word to your mother.

All dressed up for the ladies Christmas party

We heart Santa

Ruby with her saw

The Griswold Family Christmas Tree

Word to my mother

Clark W. Griswold himself

Abe got a little worn out opening all of his presents

Had to take some calls, even at the cabin

Doesn't get much better than that

Ruby and Beck's snowman

Dinner with Raja at Fleming's

Cosmo showed up!

Go Finks!

Sleeping Beauty

Yes--this is a real sign we found

4 comments:

na said...: Taking pics of people while they sleep. Classy.; February 2, 2011 at 4:36 PM
Jenna said...: I LOVE the cabin! I'm so jealous, looked sooo cozy!; February 3, 2011 at 6:23 PM
Celia said...: Seriously Neal -- how could they? I'm so sick of the being the open-mouthed, ugly napper of all their jokes.

In order to receive my forgiveness you must send me all those great Xmas pics post haste.; February 4, 2011 at 11:06 PM
Ally Cat said...: Buy Curious? Never gets old!
I want more.; February 6, 2011 at 9:29 PM

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Kidz are the Shiz Carner!

Almost in tears 7 year old boy. "Teacher this morning my brother called me a lesbian. And I'm not."

Just after leaning over a 7 year old girl. "Mmmm your hair smells good Miss. C. what do you use? Garnier?"

8 year old boy stays after school to ask. "So....where do you sign up to be a teacher?"

Playing Simon says I tell the kids to put up their two pointer fingers. Boy in the back row instantly puts up both middle fingers and waits innocently for the next command! Note to self...teach kids what pointer fingers are.

I had just asked a couple kids on the way out what they thought the weather would be tomorrow. One boy was talking about what the weather man said and I said, "I don't know how much the weather man knows." A little girl stayed after class and said, "Teacher I know who knows everything about the weather, Heavenly Father and Jesus." Holla Mormons.

We were talking about voting and the elections this past week and I asked my students if they knew who the President was a few knew it was Bush. Then I asked if anyone knew who was President before Bush one kid raised his hand and said confidently "Abraham Lincoln."

A girl in my class read her journal aloud today. It was all about what her Thanksgiving is going to consist of. At the end she said, "P.S. I'm a veggiterian (veggi-ter-ian)." So naturally I asked if she was going to have turkey she replied with, "Oh yes, I am but just because it's Thanksgiving." She's very passionate about her veggiterianism.

A boy came up to me the other day and said, "Teacher my sister has such bad karma, but I always have good karma." (hello, he's 7 how does he know what karma means?)

Today one of my little ladies came up to me and gave me a hug, then she said, "Teacher you are so skinny, my Mom talks about it all the time!" What the....kids will tell you anything, it's awesome, no filter!

A little girl slapping her butt as she's walking down the hall says, "hey Miss C. look, I have a badonkadonk!" I laughed out loud.

I pulled a little girl out in the hall to talk to her about being a good friend. She says, "I'm trying but it's just so hard."

I had them write about love, these are the two best ones:

"Love is like a smoothy, at first you think I really like this and then you think, what have I gotten myself into."

"When you kiss someone, you just do whatever they do."

"Teacher do you believe in the Easter bunny?" I've never seen him, but I believe in him. "Really teacher? I think in college they should teach you that the Easter bunny is NOT real."

Little boy came up to me in the middle of class to report this piece of info. "Teacher did you know that I ate all of my fresh vegetables?"

"Teacher what's our time limit in the bathroom because when I'm going number 1 and 2 it takes me a long time."