So we are totally redeeming ourselves like 8 months later, sorry Cel but here's your surprise birthday shout out that you so faithfully did for us and we failed to do for you. 30 reasons we love Celia (Scott's wife-our sister in law). *Cel, I'm sorry about these pics but honestly I didn't have very many pics of you. WTF!
1. She adopted a whale named either Onyx or Tica-there is still some confusion there.
2. She can karaoke Sin Wagon by the Dixie Chicks like no one else.
3. She makes delicious peanut butter bars.
4. She was a lip slut in college.
5. Her high school clique was called the Freak Shows.
6. Her favorite song to skate to at Classic Skating was Enter Sandman by Metallica.
7. In 6th grade she was President of Farmington Elementary.
8. Her middle name is Lorraine.
9. She taught us how to say "I have diarrhea" in Portuguese.
10. She needs a Diet Coke everyday like the rest of the Christensen family.
11. She has good hair.
12. She helped Scott out of his grimy stage-the world thanks you for that Cel.
13. She's a shmoozer. On the cruise our waiter, Francisco, would serenade "the whole table" but really he would just be looking at Celia. She knew his life story by the end of the first night.
14. She blew up a T.V. and tried to deny it to her parents.
15. She's nice to everyone even the crazy people, who interestingly enough, approach her often.
16. She teaches her kids to do funny things like scary fingers and crazy eyes.
17. She can quote weird movies like Dennis the Menace and Home Alone.
18. She can eat a whole jar of pickles.
19. She's a good sleeper.
20. Kate ran into one of her Elementary school classmates, Marty Cluff, and he asked Kate if Celia was her mom. Celia replied loudly with, "Marty, please!"
21. She's a fast and efficient driver.
22. She's fun to talk to and she gives good advice.
23. She makes everyone feel welcome.
24. She went on the river trip (river rafting) when she was 7 months pregnant with Henry.
25. She's a good writer.
26. She remembers weird things like our childhood pony's name--Duchess.
27. Her favorite movie is Free Willie
28. Her favorite T.V. show is Felicity.
29. She has little brows to even out Scott's meaty ones. Ruby and Hen are grateful I'm sure.
30. She can rap to Eminem.