Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Home Videos in Heaven
I hope that when we get to heaven we can SELECTIVELY watch home videos from our past lives. There are many events that I would love to watch again, they would bring me days of joy and laughter. I don't want to watch the sad, hard, or embarrassing times just the fun and hilarious ones that were never caught on tape such as:
-my mom performing operation hamster drop
-Ally and I getting picked up by the police on our big wheels
-when I mispronounced cajun (cahoon) while trying to order dinner
-my brothers talking Kate into getting a bowl cut
-Mal bombing the Somerset hill on her rollerblades
-the NYC mouse that jumped out of the garbage can directly at my face
-Kate and Seth convincing Sennett to dress up as a homeless boy and stand outside of Albertson's begging for money
-Anna's motorcycle wheely
-my Dad's almost successful attempt to mount one snowmobile on top of another
-Mal riding the snowmobiles on top of the pine trees (it was really quite remarkable)
-my allergic reaction date
-my junior jazz experience
-SB getting punted in the back of the head with a football
-my little boy student crying because his brother called him a lesbian when he really isn't one
-when my mom told me I did a half ass job cleaning my grandparents bathroom
-my niece Ruby telling Kate that she has a big bum
-Daniel chaffing after splash mountain and asking Ally and I if we had talcom powder in our purses
-Daniel throwing his cell phone over the roof of the car while driving up 2100 south
-Kate and I clipping Werty's whiskers because we thought they had grown out too long
-skiiing with the Williams' at Powder Mountain
-tubing behind the snowmobile mishaps
-Kate, Cassie, and I whooping 3 boys at whiffle ball
-Kate getting bit by a horse in the boob
-Ronnie taking a dump in the Solomon's yard to get them back for peeing on our sledding hill
-the last day of our ski lessons at Snow Basin (Kate and I ejected this annoying girl out of her skies)
-Kate mooning out of the car window in Jr. High
-my grandma doing an oral report on Chaos (pronounced Chay-ose) the "leader" of Mexico when really she just misread the word chaos
-the little boy in my class putting up his two middle fingers when Simon said put up your pointer fingers
-Ally on our booze cruise, totally sober and sooo into the tranny
-Cody getting in trouble for pantsing Kindergarten girls..... when he was 6
-Ally lying to the ferris wheel operator for me. She told him I threw up when I really peed my pants, because she knew I was so embarrassed.
-the first time we heard Philip sing
-my dad giving a complete stranger a wedgie in a gas station
Am I missing any?
Always Yours,
A summer lady with no baby
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3 comments:
holy crap. i am laughing my head off right now. did hal tell you i want to be on your flag football team? please.
I'm dying! SOOOOO many good moments in our lives. Thank you for this incredibly comprehensive list.
Cyrie-
Yes he did! And if we do it again we would be honored to have you on our team!!
Go Finks!
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