Two Ladies and No Baby: Words I Hate

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Words I Hate

I hate certain words, I cringe when I hear them. Most people have this problem right?

-panties

-underpants

-punkin (instead of pumpkin)

-woof/woofs (instead of wolf or wolves)

-lava (pronounced laaava intead of lauva)

-Plus lots of anatomical words/most anatomical words

-mission buds/buddies (can't it just be, friend I met on the mission?)

-fetusface

Posted by: Becca

6 comments:

rich said...: I like the new look of your blog. You know what word, nay phrase, I secretly hate? "Bless You" or "Gesundheit". This of course accompanies a sneeze. I hate it when people say that because then I feel like I have to say thank you, and I think "Bless You" is a pretty crappy thing to be thankful for. It's like sneezing is bad thing, when secretly I love sneezing. Sometimes I look at the sun just so I can sneeze when I feel like it.; February 19, 2008 at 9:34 PM
Sharon said...: To my two ladies--read your e-mails. Love MOM; February 20, 2008 at 1:25 PM
Two Ladies and No Baby said...: Fetusface??? That's seriously the best you could come up with? Have I taught you nothing?; February 20, 2008 at 3:37 PM
Two Ladies and No Baby said...: P.S. I love the look of the new blog as well. Way to go B.
Love, A; February 20, 2008 at 3:40 PM
Mike Lau said...: I look at any light to sneeze. You can just ask my family. They make fun of me for doing it. But I love it. You're so good looking!; February 22, 2008 at 12:05 AM
Shauna said...: i dont know this mike character but i highly doubt that when he sees light, everytime he sneezes. that is just ridiculous.

are you lesbians coming to my brothers wedding?; February 22, 2008 at 2:07 PM

Kidz are the Shiz Carner!

Almost in tears 7 year old boy. "Teacher this morning my brother called me a lesbian. And I'm not."

Just after leaning over a 7 year old girl. "Mmmm your hair smells good Miss. C. what do you use? Garnier?"

8 year old boy stays after school to ask. "So....where do you sign up to be a teacher?"

Playing Simon says I tell the kids to put up their two pointer fingers. Boy in the back row instantly puts up both middle fingers and waits innocently for the next command! Note to self...teach kids what pointer fingers are.

I had just asked a couple kids on the way out what they thought the weather would be tomorrow. One boy was talking about what the weather man said and I said, "I don't know how much the weather man knows." A little girl stayed after class and said, "Teacher I know who knows everything about the weather, Heavenly Father and Jesus." Holla Mormons.

We were talking about voting and the elections this past week and I asked my students if they knew who the President was a few knew it was Bush. Then I asked if anyone knew who was President before Bush one kid raised his hand and said confidently "Abraham Lincoln."

A girl in my class read her journal aloud today. It was all about what her Thanksgiving is going to consist of. At the end she said, "P.S. I'm a veggiterian (veggi-ter-ian)." So naturally I asked if she was going to have turkey she replied with, "Oh yes, I am but just because it's Thanksgiving." She's very passionate about her veggiterianism.

A boy came up to me the other day and said, "Teacher my sister has such bad karma, but I always have good karma." (hello, he's 7 how does he know what karma means?)

Today one of my little ladies came up to me and gave me a hug, then she said, "Teacher you are so skinny, my Mom talks about it all the time!" What the....kids will tell you anything, it's awesome, no filter!

A little girl slapping her butt as she's walking down the hall says, "hey Miss C. look, I have a badonkadonk!" I laughed out loud.

I pulled a little girl out in the hall to talk to her about being a good friend. She says, "I'm trying but it's just so hard."

I had them write about love, these are the two best ones:

"Love is like a smoothy, at first you think I really like this and then you think, what have I gotten myself into."

"When you kiss someone, you just do whatever they do."

"Teacher do you believe in the Easter bunny?" I've never seen him, but I believe in him. "Really teacher? I think in college they should teach you that the Easter bunny is NOT real."

Little boy came up to me in the middle of class to report this piece of info. "Teacher did you know that I ate all of my fresh vegetables?"

"Teacher what's our time limit in the bathroom because when I'm going number 1 and 2 it takes me a long time."