Two Ladies and No Baby: Two Words:

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Two Words:

SLUMP BUSTED.

14 comments:

Bain Becomes a Master said...: Yeah Buddy! I'm so glad it is with Jaren's old comp... that means that we might have a dating buddy!; February 15, 2009 at 7:55 PM
Merkley Jiating said...: Yay! I love Matt!; February 15, 2009 at 7:59 PM
Haley said...: Three More Words: Me Too, TWICE.

love,
"most gutsy"; February 15, 2009 at 8:39 PM
Two Ladies and No Baby said...: Matt?; February 15, 2009 at 8:56 PM
Two Ladies and No Baby said...: No; February 15, 2009 at 9:05 PM
Paige said...: wow good work! we need to talk before i leave!!; February 16, 2009 at 9:15 AM
Ally Cat said...: I think there needs to be a clarification made here. This was posted by KATE who no = Matt.
However, Becca = Matt.
Go KATE!!!!!
And Matt!!!!; February 16, 2009 at 11:44 AM
The Bairds said...: thats my ratty!!; February 16, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Malerie said...: Little Confused.
Still Excited.; February 16, 2009 at 3:48 PM
Two Ladies and No Baby said...: Clarification...

Becca is dating Matt. I (Kate), however ended my drought with another boy. Not Matt. That would be weird. K? Great.

KATE; February 16, 2009 at 4:23 PM
mia said...: YESSSSSS; February 16, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Andrew and MeKenzie said...: haha, thanks for making me giggle. i'm glad you busted that slump.; February 17, 2009 at 8:37 PM
naomi megan. said...: Hey! Thanks for commenting! No way do i think you're a creep! You guys sound so sweet! And I love that you have bachelor parties!! ahaha, we are all about the bachelor!! although personally we think jason isn't very interesting, has a bad poker face and is kind of bland. who do you think he'll pick now that jill is gone?? i prefer melissa out of the two remaining!

anyway, have a great week! thanks for the comment!!!

xo
naomi; February 25, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Haley said...: alright, i know you busted your slump and all...but seriously? are you bustin' it so much that there is no room for blogging in your lives?!
where my ladies at!?; February 28, 2009 at 4:01 PM

Kidz are the Shiz Carner!

Almost in tears 7 year old boy. "Teacher this morning my brother called me a lesbian. And I'm not."

Just after leaning over a 7 year old girl. "Mmmm your hair smells good Miss. C. what do you use? Garnier?"

8 year old boy stays after school to ask. "So....where do you sign up to be a teacher?"

Playing Simon says I tell the kids to put up their two pointer fingers. Boy in the back row instantly puts up both middle fingers and waits innocently for the next command! Note to self...teach kids what pointer fingers are.

I had just asked a couple kids on the way out what they thought the weather would be tomorrow. One boy was talking about what the weather man said and I said, "I don't know how much the weather man knows." A little girl stayed after class and said, "Teacher I know who knows everything about the weather, Heavenly Father and Jesus." Holla Mormons.

We were talking about voting and the elections this past week and I asked my students if they knew who the President was a few knew it was Bush. Then I asked if anyone knew who was President before Bush one kid raised his hand and said confidently "Abraham Lincoln."

A girl in my class read her journal aloud today. It was all about what her Thanksgiving is going to consist of. At the end she said, "P.S. I'm a veggiterian (veggi-ter-ian)." So naturally I asked if she was going to have turkey she replied with, "Oh yes, I am but just because it's Thanksgiving." She's very passionate about her veggiterianism.

A boy came up to me the other day and said, "Teacher my sister has such bad karma, but I always have good karma." (hello, he's 7 how does he know what karma means?)

Today one of my little ladies came up to me and gave me a hug, then she said, "Teacher you are so skinny, my Mom talks about it all the time!" What the....kids will tell you anything, it's awesome, no filter!

A little girl slapping her butt as she's walking down the hall says, "hey Miss C. look, I have a badonkadonk!" I laughed out loud.

I pulled a little girl out in the hall to talk to her about being a good friend. She says, "I'm trying but it's just so hard."

I had them write about love, these are the two best ones:

"Love is like a smoothy, at first you think I really like this and then you think, what have I gotten myself into."

"When you kiss someone, you just do whatever they do."

"Teacher do you believe in the Easter bunny?" I've never seen him, but I believe in him. "Really teacher? I think in college they should teach you that the Easter bunny is NOT real."

Little boy came up to me in the middle of class to report this piece of info. "Teacher did you know that I ate all of my fresh vegetables?"

"Teacher what's our time limit in the bathroom because when I'm going number 1 and 2 it takes me a long time."