Two Ladies and No Baby: Rain Rain Go Away!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Rain Rain Go Away!

Pic found here.

I love rain, I do, but this is ridiculous. It feels like it has been raining for a month. Please, I want to wear summer clothes, I want to go to the pool, please June give me the weather you are known for. Hot, sunny weather where are you? Gimme gimme, I need I need.

Does anyone feel me here?

4 comments:

Haley said...: Wurd.
Today is nice though! Get outside in your short shorts!; June 15, 2009 at 12:28 PM
Two Ladies and No Baby said...: OH princess. This rain has really got me down. Sometimes I sit on the couch at 11 in the morning with Ben and Jerry on my lap when I'm really supposed to be in a race with Ma and Pa to lose 5 lbs. C'mon June, git er done already!!! I want pool!!!!
Love, Kate - 2 lbs holla!; June 15, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Gina said...: Every time it rains I get Hillary Duff's lyrics stuck in my head:
"Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams
Let it wash away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
I'm comimg clean, I'm coming clean"
Oh Summerland, why did you stop making episodes???; June 16, 2009 at 1:18 PM
Haley said...: PS quit hiding your profile from me.; July 5, 2009 at 8:13 PM

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