people who lie for no reason at all
stepping in dog crap
slivers
stepping in something wet while wearing socks
trya banks
lady gaga
tiger woods
stomachaches
ingrown toenails!!!!!!!!!!!!
bear lake
little yippy dogs who think they're so tough
slipping on ice
waiting for your car to warm up
rosa's gas
that horse who bit my boob with its giant horse teeth (this will be on the list every week)
science (i just don't get it)
taking down wallpaper
the Lakers and their fans
people who don't enjoy a good seinfeld episode
bill nye the science guy
getting snow up your shirt (you know what I'm talkin about Beck)
pepsi/diet pepsi
now it's your turn. love, kate
7 comments:
I love kick in the crotch Fridays!
1. Boys in my class who think they are funny
2. Boys in my class who think I am the one getting them in trouble, when they are the little punks doing it to themselves.
3. My job market... it sucks
4. Liars
5. Not having a job
6. The stack of assignments waiting for me to grade
7. When I write instructions on the board, explain them, and no one does it right anyway...
8. Car problems
9. Infertility--not me, but my loved ones...
10. The fact that I could create a list like this and I still want to keep going. I will save the rest for next week.
(This may explain my comment on google chat today about wanting to freak out at my class)
Ahhh god bless these days.
1. Beef at the bus stop (hello you left that out)
2. Back talkers, seriously....you're 7 years old, zip it!
3. Kids that don't raise their hands.
4. Burning eyes because you're so tired.
5. When people mispronounce words: lava, harassment, patronize, etc...
6. Punxatawney Phil (he doesn't even deserve to have his name spelled right).
7. Not living with my BFF
I could go on but I'm really optimistic about life so I'm done!
X0X0
Gossip Girl
god bless all the crotches i'm about to kick, because there are a lot:
1. morons who run for student council
2. cats
3. messy roommates
4. staying up late for NO REASON
5. kanker sores
6. people who ask me if i was in their powertone class THREE YEARS AGO
7. stereotypes about 20 year old girls.
(if i get one more "wow, really? YOU want to go to grad school?" comment...It won't be just the crotch that gets kicked!
8. stupid girls who speak up in class with absolutely NO point to their comment. someone seriously argued the other day that the american dream was real. can I please kick their crotch twice?
9. WORD VERIFICATION. wtf.
and
finally,
10. people who don't have cell phones. morons.
i heart fridays.
things to kick in the crotch.
1. patients who are whiners and on their call light every five seconds, really you can't hold your own water cup, you deserve a crotch kick.
2. re-runs when I expect a new episode on my tivo, I'm not sure who is deserving of this kick but someone who makes 6 figures.
3. people who make 6 figures and complain about the economy. kick them hard-x2.
4. professors who have tenure.
5. so many other things, but I have to go to work.
I'm going to go ahead and kick Restelss Leg Syndrome square in the crotch. Right where it counts.
(and for the record I'm writing this well past my bedtime, thanks to my lover and constant companion RLS. kisses)
yes, 11:29 pm is past my bedtime
I realize this is my third comment. I'd also like to add that I too want to kick not living with my BFF between the legs.
On a positive note, LOVE the pic accompaning this post.
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