Friday, February 26, 2010

Kick it in the Crotch!



Who's ready to kick it in the crotch? This is what's chappin this week.......

1. Anything Gosselin

2. Wildcard

3. People not leaving voicemails

4. Headaches

5. Ed Hardy crap

6. Dudes wearing jewelry......watches boys that's it, no more accessorizing for you!

7. Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy.......total douche lord.

8. Puka Shell necklaces.........are you really not dead yet?

9. John Edwards

10. Sarah Palin

11. Toe thumbs..........(thumbs that look like toes, FREAKY)

12. Toe Rings

13. Miley Cyrus

14. Spencer and Heidi Pratt

15. bare butts

4 comments:

Amy said...

I hate Kourtneys baby daddy. Speidi is OBNOXIOUS. Can I add one more? Vienna from the bachelor. She just has one of those faces that instantly annoys you, and does she ever close her mouth? I mean, its constantly agape. It reminds me of the way Corky Ramano talks.

na said...

Number 15 seems a little out of place to me, have you been running across a lot of bare butts lately? Is there some societal trend that I'm missing? Haven't you historically been involved in exposing a bare bottom to innocent bystanders?

Has 'word verification' been added to any of these lists? Cause sometimes those take me like 5 tries. It's like trying to read hieroglyphics.

Ally Cat said...

I'll second the giant sized crotch kicking of John Edwards. I'd also like to add...

1. adult responsibilites
2. frosty windshields
3. grocery shopping
4. Hispanic males who STARE. I promise I'm not trying to be rascist at all but for some reason they are really obvious about the stare.
5. not having a make out sesh everyday of the week
6. people who like to hear themselves talk
7. people who sport ill fitting gym clothes
8. Jillian Michaels
9. brake lights that cost $400 to replace
10. When people add a "t" to words like bicep (bicepT, tricepT)
11. squirrels

On a positive note...it's Friday, it's payday and it's WARM outside!! TGIF!

Bain Becomes a Master said...

I will keep my list short this week:
1. Not getting a spring break
2. Portfolios
3. Senior projects--why do I have to do everything for free?
4. Parent teacher conferences
5. Getting paid and having it ALL go to bills
6. Koreans who win all the speed skating medals
7. When teachers reschedule class and you can't watch The Bachelor Finale. Thankfully, the Christensens have DVR.
8. Waking up at 6 am EVERY FREAKING DAY!
9. Laundry
10. Dishes
11. Not being able to write a small kick in the crotch list.
DANG!