Kick in the crotch Sat.....?
Kate sucks at doing this which is ironic because she has probably kicked more things in the crotch than anyone else.
1. Rich people that don't deserve to be rich.
2. Emo
3. Sluts
4. The Jazz when they lose
5. Leprechauns
6. Stupid holidays that celebrate leprechauns
7. Not saying what I want to say.
8. Snow after a very warm day.
9. Motorcycles with those gay high handle bars.
10. Not being able to teleport.
11. Standardized Tests
Ahhhh I feel better! God bless America and that I have the right to virtually kick things in the crotch whenever I see fit. Holler!
3 comments:
pretty sure you made up the word teleport.
I think I will shock you by my short list today:
1. Winter/Sunshine weather during Spring in Utah
2. Daylight savings time
pretty sure the teleporting one is the best one, although i always think of it as apparating from harry potter.
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