Two Ladies and No Baby: Oh we'll do it.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Oh we'll do it.

Upon Celia's request and Kate's double dog dare (which wasn't even necessary)these are now exposed to the world. Holla dinosaur footy pajamas (thanks Ang). These pajamas may look great on but they come at a cost....perma wedgie.

9 comments:

Two Ladies and No Baby said...: I definetely think we appreciate our footies more than any little boy could.
Ally; January 9, 2008 at 12:58 PM
Celia said...: Oh ladies. A classic for the ages. You should be so proud(?) of yourselves. As my dear friend Paris and I love to say, "That's hot."; January 9, 2008 at 3:40 PM
Two Ladies and No Baby said...: so...on my home pc this post looks normal, on my work computer which is a MacBook pictures are overlapping. I don't really know but I'm leaving it.; January 10, 2008 at 8:03 AM
Amy said...: Alright hilarious! Only you Becky could proudly where those! Oh how I miss living with you!; January 11, 2008 at 1:43 PM
Amy said...: Alright hilarious! Only you Becky could proudly wear those! Oh how I miss living with you!; January 11, 2008 at 1:44 PM
na said...: The strange thing is, this isn't even suprising. Good to know Celia and Scott are also friends with Paris.; January 12, 2008 at 1:43 PM
mia said...: I'm loving this post! You look awesome in your footies! I miss my ladies!; January 16, 2008 at 9:58 AM
Two Ladies and No Baby said...: Two lesbians in dino-wear. Doesn't get much better than this.
-Kate; January 17, 2008 at 11:02 AM
Ally Cat said...: We're not lesbians! Get off it!; January 23, 2008 at 12:08 PM

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Almost in tears 7 year old boy. "Teacher this morning my brother called me a lesbian. And I'm not."

Just after leaning over a 7 year old girl. "Mmmm your hair smells good Miss. C. what do you use? Garnier?"

8 year old boy stays after school to ask. "So....where do you sign up to be a teacher?"

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