Two Ladies and No Baby: JTT where are you?

Thursday, December 3, 2009

JTT where are you?

Remember J.T.T.? Pretty sure I watched Home Improvement just for him (and Tim Allen of course, in my 7th grade year book I wrote that Tim Allen was my favorite actor). I think Hollywood could use a little J.T.T. right now, I know I could.

7 comments:

Sennett Fraughton said...: I agree. What a performance he had in "Wild America." I miss ol' J.T.T.; December 3, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Amy said...: Remember when he just couldn't wait to be king?; December 4, 2009 at 8:41 AM
Megs said...: Oh, I KNOW we only watched Home Improvement for him. Remember when there was the cancer scare and we cried, thinking JTT was going to die?; December 4, 2009 at 9:45 AM
rich said...: I know where he has been... In Utah!

I have a friend who worked in a salon that cut that cut the hair of a lot of people who went to a certain rehab facility in Utah.

Anyways, you know what happened one day... JTT came into the salon.

It was a funny story. My friend said that she and all her other friends went nuts.

So there you go. JTT was in Utah in rehab, and he got his hair cut in my friend's salon.; December 4, 2009 at 12:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Rehab!? I thought he was a wholesome guy, LAME! At least he got help I guess.; December 4, 2009 at 2:50 PM
Haley said...: JTT in REHAB?! WTF!!!

Remember that one time, when we called the suicide/pregnancy/drug addicts/overall-confused-teenager Hotline, because he was on the commercial and we thought he'd answer the phone?
I do.; December 4, 2009 at 10:05 PM
Kate said...: Rich, you're full of it!! J.T.T. would never do drugs! Tim and Jill taught him better than that. Brad would be a more believable candidate for the drug scenario. Plus, I would never name my hampster after a so-called drug addict. I have more taste than that.

-Kate; December 5, 2009 at 12:10 AM

Kidz are the Shiz Carner!

Almost in tears 7 year old boy. "Teacher this morning my brother called me a lesbian. And I'm not."

Just after leaning over a 7 year old girl. "Mmmm your hair smells good Miss. C. what do you use? Garnier?"

8 year old boy stays after school to ask. "So....where do you sign up to be a teacher?"

Playing Simon says I tell the kids to put up their two pointer fingers. Boy in the back row instantly puts up both middle fingers and waits innocently for the next command! Note to self...teach kids what pointer fingers are.

I had just asked a couple kids on the way out what they thought the weather would be tomorrow. One boy was talking about what the weather man said and I said, "I don't know how much the weather man knows." A little girl stayed after class and said, "Teacher I know who knows everything about the weather, Heavenly Father and Jesus." Holla Mormons.

We were talking about voting and the elections this past week and I asked my students if they knew who the President was a few knew it was Bush. Then I asked if anyone knew who was President before Bush one kid raised his hand and said confidently "Abraham Lincoln."

A girl in my class read her journal aloud today. It was all about what her Thanksgiving is going to consist of. At the end she said, "P.S. I'm a veggiterian (veggi-ter-ian)." So naturally I asked if she was going to have turkey she replied with, "Oh yes, I am but just because it's Thanksgiving." She's very passionate about her veggiterianism.

A boy came up to me the other day and said, "Teacher my sister has such bad karma, but I always have good karma." (hello, he's 7 how does he know what karma means?)

Today one of my little ladies came up to me and gave me a hug, then she said, "Teacher you are so skinny, my Mom talks about it all the time!" What the....kids will tell you anything, it's awesome, no filter!

A little girl slapping her butt as she's walking down the hall says, "hey Miss C. look, I have a badonkadonk!" I laughed out loud.

I pulled a little girl out in the hall to talk to her about being a good friend. She says, "I'm trying but it's just so hard."

I had them write about love, these are the two best ones:

"Love is like a smoothy, at first you think I really like this and then you think, what have I gotten myself into."

"When you kiss someone, you just do whatever they do."

"Teacher do you believe in the Easter bunny?" I've never seen him, but I believe in him. "Really teacher? I think in college they should teach you that the Easter bunny is NOT real."

Little boy came up to me in the middle of class to report this piece of info. "Teacher did you know that I ate all of my fresh vegetables?"

"Teacher what's our time limit in the bathroom because when I'm going number 1 and 2 it takes me a long time."