Two Ladies and No Baby: Look at you for ugly.....round 2

Monday, December 19, 2011

Look at you for ugly.....round 2

A couple years ago we did this post, and it was a real crowd pleaser. If you're lucky you might see a hideous version of yourself below. Ladies and gentlemen presenting........ LOOK AT YOU FOR UGLY!

This guy clearly has issues. He is icing

his neck, his wrist, and his left knee I believe.

And that's a cheerio!

It's a shame I have a boy face and SB looks handicapped.

And he's a doctor. SCARY!

Sorry Ma

And the best of all the pictures. Thanks Al for making all

my dreams come true with this photo.

Birds are terrifying!

5 comments:

Ally Cat said...: I'm on here FIVE times. I'm hurt.; December 19, 2011 at 10:10 PM
Miss C. said...: Ha you should be honored! My dad's are far worse than yours! Plus check Jen out! Embrace it Al!; December 19, 2011 at 10:50 PM
Jen said...: Yeah! Check ME out Al! I look pretty hot....for a bunny. Jen Bunny! Holla!

I feel privileged,real real.; December 20, 2011 at 12:19 AM
Two Ladies and No Baby said...: How has this post not gotten more comments?! I just looked at it for the second time and was hysterically laughing on my couch, by myself! Seriously, it ain't pretty. But hey, life ain't pretty. I'm saying ain't a lot more lately due to my watching Teen Mom. Niiiiiiice.

K; January 11, 2012 at 6:44 PM
sbj said...: Glad I made the post! That picture is horrifying. Although, it was a decently funny prank we played.; January 17, 2012 at 6:14 PM

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