Monday, March 17, 2008

Just the Two of Us

What is her name? Allyson Clare Zollinger

How long have we been together? 18 Years (all you married've got nothin on us)

How long did we date? Before we moved in together we had been courting for 16 years. We have a VERY stable relationship.

How old is she? 22 and 3 quarters

Who eats more? On occasion she'll have my leftovers.

Who said "I love you" first? It was really funny, we finish each other's sentences and we said it at the exact same time. So cute.

Who can sing better? Probably Ally, but we rock karaoke together.
Who is smarter? We both bring something to the table. Ally has her easy tip calculator and I have an extensive vocabulary.

Who does the Laundry? Ally does our delicates and I press our matching blouses.
Who pays the bills? Ally does.

Who sleeps on the right side? I sleep on the right side and Ally sleeps on the left, sometimes we meet in the middle.

Who mows the lawn? Thankfully our neighbors do, but Ally shovels the walk.

Who cooks dinner? We take turns like a loving couple should.
Who drives? 50/50

Who is more stubborn? We work together. She choses the restaurant and I choose the movie.

Who kissed who first? Ladies don't kiss and tell.

Who proposed? Ally asked me to move in.

Who has more friends? Ally but in Salt Lake we both have one, she's our roommate.

Who is more sensitive? I am.

Who has more siblings? Ally--six

Who wears the pants? Ally, she's the family patriarch.


BMW said...

AHHHHH! Barf City!

Two Ladies and No Baby said...

ohhhhhhhh nooooo. It's happened. The cats out of the bag, you came out of the closet. This is revolting. Seriously, my lesbian sister has finally made her declaration to the world. Dude. I'm a little sick right now. Now I realize you two like to joke and tease, but this has taken it too far. I'm considering deleting this from our blog. Why? Because I can.
-A very displeased, disgusted and extremely straight, Kate

Allyson said...

We decided we just couldn't hide it anymore. Kate, don't be jealous, you can come visit anytime you want. We are going this week to get a dog, or two. Officially start our family you know. So you can come visit after we get our pitbull. I think we'll name her Butchy.

Celia and Scott said...

Oh man, this was awesome. I've been waiting for this post. Seriously, laugh out loud funny ... "she washes our delicates and I press our matching blouses?" ... "ladies don't kiss and tell?" ... "tip calculator and extensive vocabulary?"

That was too much. Thank you for brightening my day.

CFlo said...

Damn this is hot!

neil said...

This is the weirdest and perhaps most honest post I've yet to read on this strangely captivating and peculiar thing you people call a blog.